dutchster:

gordon ramsay congratulates a contestant







I’m ashamed of myself because I know I should be better and I have no idea how to get there.



How fascinating it is that there are millions of people all over the world who are wide awake at 4 am missing someone. And there are millions of people sound asleep at 4 am, with no idea that they’re being missed.



suckmyphallus:

thE FUCKING TEXT IS STILL SO FUCKING FUNNY TO ME IM GONNA FUCKIGN PSIS MYSELF







Time runs, the clock will strike, the future will come. Preparations must be made. To work, old trickster. To work.




worldpeaces:

do you ever just want to hold someone in your arms for about 37 years




vvolare:

1. “Sticks Spire,” Helbeck, Cumbria - 1983

2. “Icicle Spire,” Brough, Cumbria - 1985

Andy Goldsworthy




I can still prove that you created an entirely false identity.

Oh just kill yourself. It’s a lot less effort.




princesslibrarian:

you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk







petalpunx:

stay away from people who make you feel like you are hard to love







Spider in the middle of the web.




LL